Firemaster: Oh no. I got beige card.
LordOtherGuest: I'm so sorry, Firemaster. But you have a detention. Go to principal's office.
Lime Errorman: I got yellow card.
LordOtherGuest: That's right, Lime Errorman. You have 1 hour detention. Go to principal's office right now.
Red Errorman: I got Saffron card.
LordOtherGuest: That's right, Red Errorman. You have 2 hours detention. Go to principal's office right now.
Cyan Errorman: I got tangerine card.
LordOtherGuest: That's right, Cyan Errorman. You have 3 hours detention. Go to principal's office right now.
Tan Errorman: I got orange card!
LordOtherGuest: That's right, Tan Errorman. You have 4 hours detention. Go to principal's office right now.
Snowball: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! I HAVE SCARLET CARD!!!!!
LordOtherGuest: That's right, Snowball. You have 5 hours detention. Go to principal's office right now.
Blocky: Crap. I got salmon card.
LordOtherGuest: THAT'S RIGHT, BLOCKY. YOU HAVE 7 HOURS DETENTION. GO TO PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW.
Wonder Pets: God! We got fuchsia card!
LordOtherGuest: THAT'S RIGHT, WONDER PETS. YOU HAVE 10 HOURS DETENTION. GO TO PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW.
Max: Oh no! I got red card!
LordOtherGuest: THAT'S RIGHT, MAX. YOU HAVE FOREVER DETENTION. GO TO PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW.
Flower: NO! I GOT DARK RED CARD!!!!
LordOtherGuest: [his voice changes into cepstral damien] THAT'S RIGHT, FLOWER. YOU'RE NOW SUSPENSED FOR 5 DAYS. GO TO PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW.
Golf Ball: Oh no! I got maroon card!
LordOtherGuest: THAT'S RIGHT, GOLF BALL. YOU'RE NOW SUSPENSED FOR 10 DAYS. GO TO PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW.
Iceman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I GOT DARK MAROON CARD!
LordOtherGuest: THAT'S RIGHT, ICEMAN. YOU'RE NOW SUSPENSED FOR 15 DAYS. GO TO PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW.
Diego: Oh no! I got dark magenta card!
LordOtherGuest: THAT'S RIGHT, DIEGO. YOU'RE NOW SUSPENSED FOR 20 DAYS. GO TO PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW.
Zatsune: NOOOOOOOOOO! I GOT DARK GREEN CARD!!!!
LordOtherGuest: THAT'S RIGHT, ZATSUNE. YOU'RE NOW SUSPENSED FOR 25 DAYS. GO TO PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW.
Dark Matter: NOOOOOOOOOO! I GOT BROWN CARD!!!!
LordOtherGuest: THAT'S RIGHT, DARK MATTER. YOU'RE NOW SUSPENSED FOR 30 DAYS. GO TO PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW.
Dora: [perfect spanish] ¡Oh, no! Tengo tarjeta gris! (Oh no! I got gray card!)
LordOtherGuest: THAT'S RIGHT, DORA. YOU'RE NOW SUSPENSED FOR 35 DAYS. GO TO PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW.
Calliou: NOOOOOOOO! I got dark gray card!
LordOtherGuest: THAT'S RIGHT, CALLIOU. YOU'RE NOW SUSPENSED FOR 40 DAYS. GO TO PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW.
Boyned FAGS: Um.. I got black card. What does that mean?
LordOtherGuest: [rage explosion] IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE NOW EXPELLED FOREVER. GO TO PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW.
[meanwhile, at boyned fags' house...]
Boyned FAGS' Dad: GOD, YOU GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL!!?!? THAT'S IT!! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE! GO TO YOUR BED NOW!!!!
Boyned FAGS: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
