Keylocker TOG2OS 2015 Startup Menu
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1. Start TOG2OS 2015
2. Start TOG2DOS
Enter a choice: 2
Starting TOG2DOS...
TOG2MEM is testing extended memory...done.
TOG2 CD-ROM Driver. Version 1.1 (IDECD001)
ID: lordotherguest
password: *************
Welcome, LordOtherGuest! :D
You have a new message.
Do you want to read? (Y/N): Y
Welcome to TOG2DOS!
/help: Shows commands.
/question: Interactive version of help.
/OMGWTFBBQ: Secret command.
C:\>Where is GUI?
The command "where" doesn't exist.
C:\>help
help: shows commands.
unzip: Unzips ZIP file.
read: Reads text.
dir: Shows directory.
zip: Makes ZIP file.
question: Interactive version of help.
about: Shows what is this version.
code: Shows Turbo C++ styled editor.
su: Substitutes your user.
omgwtfbbq: Secret.
C:\>py4dos
Python4DOS 2.6.5
Ported by TOG2.
>>> I'm not a programmer!
File "<stdin>", Line 1
I'm not a programmer!
^
Of course you are!
>>> about
Python4DOS 2.6.5
Ported by TOG2.
>>> quit
Error: Can't quit Python4DOS.
>>> please.
Quitting Python4DOS....
C:\>question "Why is TOG2DOS broken?"
Do you want to know this? (Y/N): Y
Really? (Y/N): N
Actually, you'll need to RTFM. Do you understand? (Y/N): N
k
C:\>boot WinXP
Can't find WinXP.
C:\>please.
Do you think this will gonna work, idiot.
C:\>boot MacOSX
Can't find MacOSX.
C:\>tog2irc
Type your username: LordOtherGuest
Connecting to random server...
<LordOtherGuest> Hi. I was testing new version. But it seems to be broken. HELP! :,(
<lightspeed15> Like, um... RTFM
<LordOtherGuest> I'm a creator of that OS! :,(
<lightspeed15> Like, um... STFU
<LordOtherGuest> PLEASE! HELP ME!
<boynedmaster> OMG YOU ARE DISRESPECTFUL LIGHTSPEED15 IS MY FRIEND
<lightspeed15> Yes.
<boynedmaster> HE IS RIGHT!
<LordOtherGuest> Excuse me. I just need TOG2DOS 2.0.0 to work correctly.
<boynedmaster> STFU!! >:(
You have been kicked by boynedmaster. (Reason: OMFG. Use Windows XP.)
C:\>os2015
Access denied.
C:\>code os\bin\os2015
Must not be in different directory.
C:\>cd os\bin
You have been kidnapped into Recycle Bin with Reimu.
If you want to escape, try this:
forward os
right source
Your torch's light has been disappeared.
You're getting attacked by Zero-Two.
C:\>light torch
Lighting torch...
Failed.
Zero-Two attacked you.
You gained 1,000,000 damage.
HP: 0/100
You're dead.
GAME OVER
What do you want to do? (L/R/Q): R
C:\>su
Password: *************
Access denied.
C:\>su
Password: *************
Do you think you're having sockpuppet account? (Y/N): Y
Ha.
C:\>su os2015
Password: *************
TOG2OS 2015
Release Year: 2015
Before reporting problems, check http://tog2os.com
(--) Generating log file...
(--) Generating config file...
(--) Server Layout "Default"
(^^) Screen "Default"
(^^) Monitor "Samsung Monitor Full HD 1080p"
(^^) Device "ATI Technologies Inc."
(^^) Graphics Card "AMD Radeon R9 280X"
(^^) Keyboard "Samsung Keyboard KB6011A"
(^^) Mouse "Samsung Mouse AA-SM7PCP"
(oo) Directory "tog2os\sys32\porn" not found.
(oo) Directory "tog2os\sys\porn2" not found.
(OO) DANGER! Steve Job is trying to attack you from left!
(OO) DANGER! Bill Gates is trying to attack you from right!
(!!) NINJA HAVE KILLED BOOTING SYSTEM!
(!!) "NOOO... LordOtherGuest, Please leave for good!"
(XX) Cancelling...
(XX) Shut Downed.
C:\>help tog2os
Type "manual tog2os".
C:\>manual tog2os
NAME
TOG2OS 2015
FEATURES
Features all the applications from Windows (1.0~10).
DESCRIPTION
TOG2OS is a Operation System that TheOtherGuest2 was been working on.
--more-- q
C:\>manual irc
NAME
TOG2IRC Version 2.0
FEATURES
Features all the chat features. There is secret Easter Egg.
DESCRIPTION
TOG2IRC is a program that is no longer working on.
--more-- q
C:\>yeah right
Do you actually hated me? (Y/N): Y
WTF.
This OS will explode after 10 seconds.
C:\>NO! STOP!
9
C:\>I'M SORRY!
^_^
C:\>DAMNIT!! >:(
ERROR
C:\>xyzzy
C:\>remove lordotherguest
User deleted.
ERROR
87582765501756405714060587346508761580564715
10138457439750174287598471001047317048104707
80147947832569841613970147740127302703704714
17473248792401470174013012740187410371904729
01740714170731042710410875656780147380740741
21039589398470748383934372719192030203944883
TOG2DOS has thrown fatal exception.
Press any key to shutdown.
